85+ net-new static ads a month for scaling Shopify brands — delivered to your Google Drive every Monday morning, named, organised and ready to load.
Guaranteed Your first batch lands within 7 days of onboarding — or it's free.
Built for brands spending £15k+/month on Meta & TikTok ads.
Three patterns we hear on almost every first call.
Same two or three ads on loop for weeks. The algorithm punishes fatigue long before you notice CPA creeping up.
Decks aren't deliverables. You need new concepts shipping weekly — not a strategy document once a quarter.
Anyone can spin variations. The real edge is starting from angles and hooks already converting in your category.
This is the difference a weekly creative engine makes to the same ad account.
Frequency climbs, thumb-stop rate sinks, and the auction quietly charges you more for less.
Fresh angles and hooks land at the start of every week — so there's always something new in the account before the last batch fades.
A sample of static concepts — built as practice work. Your batch is built around your brand, your offer, and what's already converting in your space.
Spec / concept work made for practice — not commissioned by or affiliated with any brand shown. Real client results replace these the moment they're live.
Rolling monthly, 30 days' notice, no lock-in. The more you test, the less each ad costs.
The concept is the expensive part — research, angle, hook, design. The variants are what let you actually find the winner.
See how we work before committing to a month. No subscription, no call required.
£30 per static — the highest rate we charge, and the smallest commitment.
The core engine. Enough net-new creative every week to actually find winners instead of guessing.
£23.52 per static · plus £1,950 of bonuses below.
For brands scaling hard enough that creative volume is the only thing capping growth.
£20.58 per static — our lowest rate.
The first three brands to come on board lock their rate for as long as they stay. After that, the price goes up. This isn't a countdown timer — when three are signed, the line comes off this page.
The clock starts at your onboarding call. If your first batch isn't in your Drive within seven days, you don't pay for that month. We control the delivery timeline, so this is a promise we can actually keep — and one no comparable studio in this category currently makes.
Named and priced, so you can see exactly what you're getting rather than taking "and more" on trust.
£39 is a conservative freelance rate for a single researched static. Most brands we speak to are quoted £50–150.
Ten ads trickling in every morning means someone on your team is uploading creative five times a week instead of reading results. We deliver the full week's batch in one drop — load it once, then watch it.
The full batch lands in your Google Drive — named, organised and ready to load, with a written breakdown of every concept.
We read what the account is telling us, then scan your category for angles and fatigue signals worth acting on.
Next week's concepts get mapped to hooks and offers — distinct angles, and fresh variants for whatever's winning.
Every concept is built out into its five variants against your brand guidelines, QC'd, and queued for Monday.
A concept is one researched design idea — the angle, the hook, the layout. Each concept is then executed as five copy and layout variants, which gives you five finished statics to test against each other. The concept is where the thinking goes; the variants are how you find out which version of that thinking actually converts.
Weekly angle research, hook and copywriting, full static production, two revision rounds per batch, winner iteration on ads that are working, and a Monday delivery with a written breakdown of every concept. Not included: media spend and media buying — that stays with you or your in-house buyer.
No. Statics only, deliberately. Volume is what makes creative testing work, and statics are the format where we can produce enough net-new variations each week to actually find winners. A studio that does everything at low volume isn't solving the problem you have.
You don't pay for that month. The clock starts at your onboarding call, and delivery timing is entirely within our control — so if we miss it, that's on us, not on you. No forms to fill in and no argument about it.
No. We focus exclusively on the creative — that's where most agencies blur the line and where most underperformance hides. We're happy to share insights with your in-house buyer or agency, but the budget stays in your hands.
That's common. We run as a parallel lane focused purely on weekly testing volume, while your in-house team handles brand and evergreen assets. The two feed each other.
Rolling monthly with 30 days' notice — no lock-in. If you'd rather see the work before committing to a month at all, the £450 Test Batch is exactly that, and it's credited back if you upgrade within 14 days.
30 minutes. We'll look at your account and tell you straight whether we're a fit.
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